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Eighty ways through grief.

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80 sections
  1. 01Ten Tips for Getting Back in the New York Groove
  2. 02Some Tips Towards the Monetization of a Grief Blog
  3. 03Ten Tips for Autostereogrammatic Epiphany
  4. 04Style Tips for the Stricken Blogger: Writing Killer Dialog
  5. 05Ten Tips for Spreading Yuletide Cheer
  6. 06Ten Tips For Getting Yourself Killed
  7. 07Tips on Avoiding Hell [Or: (If Having Failed To,) How to Experience Hell to the Fullest]
  8. 08Ten Tips for Reversing the Flow of Time
  9. 09Ten Tips for the Coerced and Unenthusiastic Father
  10. 10Ten Tips for A Grief Prevented
  11. 11Ten Tips for Loving a Newborn Boy
  12. 12How to Plan a Christening
  13. 13How Not to Trade on Bunz
  14. 14Ten Tips for Welcoming a House Guest
  15. 15Ten Foolproof Tips for A Fun Double Date
  16. 16Ten Tips for Planning a Human Sacrifice
  17. 17Ten Tips for Losing Your Wife and Child Pt. 1
  18. 18Ten Tips For Losing Your Wife and Child Pt. 2
  19. 19Ten Tips for Post-Facto Grieving the Death of Stacey Keats
  20. 20High-Stakes Investigative Immersion Journalism Tips for Self-Reflexive Bloggers
  21. 21Ten Tips for Experiencing Earthly Delights
  22. 22Ten Tips for Being a Terrific House Guest
  23. 23Dominate Your Psychotherapist From Visit #1 Using This One Weird Trick
  24. 24Ten Tips for Appeasing an Aggrieved Lover
  25. 25How to Take a Trip Down Memory Lane (That ‘Doesn’t Involve Your Sister For Once!’)
  26. 26These Ten Makeover Tips are Satanic AF
  27. 27Expensive Singing Instructors HATE THIS WOMAN
  28. 28How to Make Fast Friends in the Sault Sainte Marie Satanic Scene
  29. 29Ten Surveillance Tips for the Amateur Revenge-Killer
  30. 30Ten Hella Genuine Ways to Correspond with Estranged Loved Ones
  31. 31Surveillance Techniques for Novices
  32. 32How to Visit Rob Dagg
  33. 33Ten Tips for Asphyxiating Thine Enemy Unto Death
  34. 34Talent Agencies Hate These Ten Weird Tricks
  35. 35Ten Sites to See in Los Angeles, California
  36. 36Ten More Tips For Getting Yourself Killed
  37. 37How to Plan a Family Reunion
  38. 38Ten Tips for Critiquing a Dead Medium
  39. 39How to Backfoot A Deconstructionist While Reterritorializing God’s Name and Tabernacle
  40. 40Ten Sights You Won’t Soon Unsee on Skid Row
  41. 41How to Become a Television Star Yourself
  42. 42How to Get Your Big Break in Hollywood
  43. 43How to Maintain Dental Hygiene
  44. 44How to Administer the Voight-Kampff Test
  45. 45Your Oral Cavity Will Thank You For Reading These Ten Healthy Tips
  46. 46How to Reap the Rewards of Cultural Phenomenality
  47. 47How to Rekindle a Celebrity Romance
  48. 48Avoid These Common Pitfalls During Riots of Adulation
  49. 49How to Smoke Crack (With Apologies to William T. Vollmann)
  50. 50Ten Tips for Spreading the Sempiternal News
  51. 51Ten Tips for Selling the World
  52. 52Ten Weird Things We Learned From Klaas J. Kraay
  53. 53How to Live Deliciously
  54. 54Ten Tips for the Denial of Death
  55. 55How to Win Over New Neighbours
  56. 56All the NOPE for these Real-Life Medical Thriller Moments
  57. 57Ten Tips for Visiting Lovely Sudbury, Ontario
  58. 58‘Just Keep on Pushing Her Love Over the Borderline’ with these Ten Tips
  59. 59Ten Tips for Living Petulantly
  60. 60How to Kill Once More
  61. 61Ten Tips for Surviving, Heck, Maybe Even Thriving Within the Grey Walls of The Serpent River Pen
  62. 62How to Do Good Works
  63. 63Ten Tips for Going on a Picnic
  64. 64How to Be a Strange Loop
  65. 65Why Do All The Big Pharmaceutical Companies Hate Ernst ‘Ernie’ Kraay?
  66. 66How to Kick About the Embers of a Dead Marriage
  67. 67How to Feign Mindfulness
  68. 68How to Have Your Wernicke’s Area Robotically Impinged Upon
  69. 69Ten Ways to Help Dave?
  70. 70One Reader Survey
  71. 71Ten Tips for Citing All David’s Sources For Him
  72. 72Bibliography
  73. 73How to Save Money for an Expensive Surgery
  74. 74How to Smear Blood on the Tracks
  75. 75Ten Tips for Life at the Monastery
  76. 76How to Perform a Knee Play
  77. 77Ten Tips for Transcending Space and Time
  78. 78Ten Tips for Reversing the Flow of Time (For Real This Time)
  79. 79Ten Tips for Post-Coma Living
  80. 80Ten Tips for Getting Back in the New York Groove